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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

April 17 with 49,605 notes

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

April 17 with 53,025 notes

hayleu:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

April 16 with 20,666 notes

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

April 16 with 86,291 notes
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